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  • dean:

    hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something

  • sam:

    k

  • dean:

    so...so it's like this all right

  • dean:

    you know how i love pie the best

  • sam:

    *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best

  • dean:

    yeah, i always did. since i can remember.

  • dean:

    and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--

  • sam:

    you'd throw a bitch fit

  • dean:

    i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking

  • dean:

    anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.

  • dean:

    but imagine that one day this cake came into my life

  • dean:

    this really amazing cake

  • dean:

    like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate

  • dean:

    plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will

  • dean:

    and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now

  • dean:

    and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome

  • dean:

    but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again

  • dean:

    i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life

  • sam:

    dean wat

  • dean:

  • sam:

    what are you even saying

  • dean:

  • sam:

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  • sam:

  • dean:

    i might be a little bit gay for cas

I really hate people who assume I do something because everyone else does. No you twat I don’t watch Doctor Who because everyone else does, I watch it because A) I caught a few glimpses of 9 when I was in middle school and I always wanted to find out what it was because it was freaking awesome, B) my own mother watched 4 when she was in high school and we bonded, and C) it is actually a really good show with an awesome plot and kick ass characters. So yeah I love Doctor Who for my own reasons and yeah I can bond with others about it so if you have a problem with that kindly kiss my time travel loving ass.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

therandominmyhead:

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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