#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said
#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said
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hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
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so...so it's like this all right
you know how i love pie the best
*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
you'd throw a bitch fit
i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
this really amazing cake
like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
dean wat
what are you even saying
i might be a little bit gay for cas
This is still my favourite gif ever.
I fucking died.
i luv it !!
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D
I really hate people who assume I do something because everyone else does. No you twat I don’t watch Doctor Who because everyone else does, I watch it because A) I caught a few glimpses of 9 when I was in middle school and I always wanted to find out what it was because it was freaking awesome, B) my own mother watched 4 when she was in high school and we bonded, and C) it is actually a really good show with an awesome plot and kick ass characters. So yeah I love Doctor Who for my own reasons and yeah I can bond with others about it so if you have a problem with that kindly kiss my time travel loving ass.
Hell: that horrible place where you’re afraid to go on tumblr and facebook for Doctor Who and Supernatural spoilers.
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.
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this-sort-of-mission-quest-thing:
but then there’s elijah wood
2001:
2012:
It’s not him, it’s the ring. He still has the fucking ring, the bastard.
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you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
English class.
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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